Hello again! Due to many tedious and dreary reasons (mainly involving husband and his new job) I’ve been without access to my computer for two weeks, TWO WEEKS – surely a human rights issue! It’s a public holiday today and said husband is off riding his beloved bicycle for 100s and 100s of kms (he’s in training for some hellish ride next year), the kids are glued to Erky Perky, and the dog is out bothering the chickens, so whilst the house is as peaceful as it gets I’ve poured a steaming hot cup of Yorkshires finest export grade tea, I thought I’d update you on my latest Hills outing.

Last Sunday husband was again riding his bike so I piled the children in the car nice ‘n early to squeals of excited joy* and we headed north to Lobethal. On route, or en route as the French will have it, we got stuck amongst the annual Bay to Birdwood Antique Car Run. I adore our car, it’s a Suzuki you know, but I’m not 100% sure that we were the one that the hundreds of people lining the streets of the Hills villages were really looking for. We were sort of hedged in between an old Police Car and an ancient yellow jalopy (getting a bit technical now, sorry) and they cheered and waved and the kids and I gamely waved back from our shining example of Japanese car making expertise.

These people are all utterly bladdered

These people are all utterly bladdered

Admirably the cheering crowds were getting stuck into bottles and bottles of Australia’s finest export – Sparkling Shiraz (YES REST-OF-THE-WORLD FIZZY RED WINE!!!! WHO KNEW?!) bear in mind that this is all happening about about er, 9.15am on a Sunday morning, and I think we should all take a moment to doff our hats to the Australians commitment to drinking at any opportunity. Look I’m not a wowser or anything, God forbid you call me a whinging Pom, but FIZZY RED WINE AT 9 IN THE MORNING! That’s some kind of commitment, really, much respect. I made my daughter take photos, so you can see I’m not making it up . . . And honestly (I’m going on a bit now) it wasn’t just the odd one or two alcoholics having a refreshing pick-me-up it was EVERYONE, there were literally hundreds of people, whole families, sitting at picnic tables AT 9 IN THE MORNING getting shitfaced.

I love this country.

So after this early education in the remarkable drinking habits of my fellow Australians we turned off the main road and headed into Lobethal for a morning trip to their markets. If you’re from this part of the world, you may know Lobethal for it’s annual Christmas extravaganza The Lights of Lobethal. Curiously (to an outsider) people drive from miles around (it’s about, um, say 40kms from Adelaide) to queue up and look at other peoples fairy lights. Is it me or is that quite odd? I mean, God love it, but it’s not exactly Times Square or Piccadilly Circus. I’m all for making our own fun ‘n that, but sitting in a hot car looking at other peoples twinkly lights isn’t tippity top of my funz list. Mind you, looking at that website and thinking about it I am quite tempted to take the kids this year <packs a boot full of Sparkling Shiraz for the ride>.

Oh, back to the markets, well, we were early and were pretty much the only people there, the kids happily** put down their iPods and jumped out of the car. We dashed in to findĀ  . . .

1. Nice coffee and veg stall, VERY good coffee.

Noice innit

Noice innit

2. Peculiar knitted animals – what will markets do when all the elderly ladies of the worlds parishes die off and no one makes these any more <wrings hands>.

Kids loved these

Kids loved these

3. Fantastic junk stall – all your second hand car radio, hub cap and tin sign needs are thoroughly catered for. The man here was lovely and he gave the kids Chubba Chup lolly pops so we love him.

I love all this kind of stuff

I love all this kind of stuff

For all you Merc owners

For all you Merc owners

4. A hippy in a poncho.

Sneaked this photo of a man, bold as you like, wearing a poncho. #bold

Sneaked this photo of a man, bold as you like, wearing a poncho. #bold

5. Awful, really really awful painting. Hilariously bad. So bad it was worth the trip to see that alone.

Surely this is a joke

Surely this is a joke

6. Delicious jam and chutney stall.

This-is-my-new-jam Jam

This-is-my-new-jam Jam

There is also a Bierhaus and Tilbrook Estate Cellar Door in Lobethal, which had it not been 10am by this time we would have tried out. I’m not judging the early morning drinkers or anything (YES I AM) but really even 10am on a Sunday morning is a bit early for me. Also they were shut, but I’d definitely go another time.

Having rather exhausted the fun to be had we jumped back in the car (a Suzuki – did I mention it?) and headed off to Mimi and Papa’s (grandparents) for tea and biscuits. The drive from Lobethal to Adelaide is really really pretty at this time of year, you pass vineyards, orchards, meadows of wildflowers, twisty roads full of cyclists (beloved husband amongst them so be careful when passing them – give plenty of room and try not to swear too loudly at them with kids in the car). It really is proper lovely out there at the moment. Spring up here is glorious, lambs gamboling in the fields, calves and foals holding hands and skipping about in the sunshine, buds bursting and blossom blossoming (Christ this is poetry). Trust me, take a drive up here, I cannot emphasise enough how joyful it is.

*groans of horror

**whining